16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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