She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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