theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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