mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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