Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He felt like a one man threesome
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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