I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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