quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
only you would photoshop your dick
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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