it wasn't lemon gatorade
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
How external is "for external use only"?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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