And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
