is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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