What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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