you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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