fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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