lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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