i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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