It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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