oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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