Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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