no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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