Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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