I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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