Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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