i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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