her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Lo siento on account of my penis...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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