question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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