i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Your cock deserves a montage
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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