hell yes lets make some ravioli
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
