You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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