You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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