Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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