Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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