Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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