Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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