Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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