I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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