she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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