Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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