I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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