So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
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