listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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