I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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