im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I deserve this hangover.
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