yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Randomize
