If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
