Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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