So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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