no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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