is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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