chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
The ass gains better be worth it
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