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i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Is this like a preordered booty call?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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