I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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