I'm drive I can fine osifer
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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