Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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