I am in a vortex of obligation.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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