id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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