Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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